What did the cow do over the weekend?
He went to the mooooovies!
That was dumb, I know. But if there's one thing you have to know about me, it's that I love puns. I love them. And I don't care.
So, movies. Old things. Two of my favorite concepts. Put them together, and I go nuts. What's that? You want a list of my top ten favorite old movies? I'm so glad you asked! Wow!
One: Rear Window (1954)
Two: Psycho (1960)
Three: Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Four: The Graduate (1967)
Five: Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House (1948)
Six: A Hard Day's Night (1964)
Seven: Vertigo (1958)
Eight: Play It Again, Sam (1972)
Nine: What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966)
Ten: It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
Oh uh. Um. Ahem.
Eleven: Dial "M" For Murder (1954)
You definitely only care about this list if you like old movies, which is totally cool with me. If you are interested, and you haven't seen any of the movies on this sick list, I recommend looking them up and popping some popcorn.